internetwesley:

confetti-vampire:

tomfoolery at an all time high

we are so fucking back baby

(via pansy2005)

aturnoftheearth:

aturnoftheearth:

i’m gonna make you a soup

i realize i may have worded this wrong

(via audreycritter)

hellomingo:

on “today’s twitter shenanigans”

(via audreycritter)

escuerzoresucitado:

(via pansy2005)

demilypyro:

nyahgust:

nyahgust:

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

she’s a lesbian girl now if anyone wanted an update.

NINE YEARS?

(via rabdoidal)

homeboygirl:

reblog to explode a landlord

(via zezran)

wizardgender:

ratgirlmakima:

tgmember:

Really wish tumblr had a “people are appropriating and misusing elements of my faith and that is offensive” option for reporting posts…

CATHOLICISM 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 AN 👏 AESTHETIC 👏

catholicism’s only value is in its aesthetic actually. sorry :/

also the guilt thing can be kinda hot when y'all have gay sex

(via rabdoidal)

brakshow:

Robinette is WAY too cunty to be Joe Biden’s middle name. she should be a goth trans girl you met at a gas station not the 46th president of the united states

(via rabdoidal)

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

IT WORKS!!!!

MP3 PALYER

(via daddyschlongleg)

discoursedrome:

10001gecs:

tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large

(via bloglikeanegyptian)

jimmmachintosh:

samasaur:

emo-56:

garf :3 💜💙

the full strip

That makes it WORSE

(via craigslist-stripper)

tired–misu:

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

(via strawberreli)